And God said, “Let there be lights in the firmament to signal the coming of day and the passing of night, and let their courses be set until the end of the age.”
And the American government did scoff and say, “No, God, we think that twice a year, we should tell YOU when the sun rises and sets. In fact, just to show our supreme power, we hereby declare that as the Fall hits its stride, the sun shall set one hour earlier. Just to show you who’s boss, God.”
And God’s wrath did burn.
That’s why we call him Mad Dog.
Has a current Hoosier I regret to inform Mad Dog Nate Gilmour that Indiana now has finally gave into the DST heresy.
*as a current Hoosier.
Oh, I know, Phil. Once the proud and free state of Indiana was invaded by Mitch Daniels and his Washington stooges, it soon enough fell to tyranny.