And God said, “Let there be lights in the firmament to signal the coming of day and the passing of night, and let their courses be set until the end of the age.”
And the American government did scoff and say, “No, God, we think that twice a year, we should tell YOU when the sun rises and sets. In fact, just to show our supreme power, we hereby declare that as the Fall hits its stride, the sun shall set one hour earlier. Just to show you who’s boss, God.”
And God’s wrath did burn.