The Hoosier on Daylight Saving

When the government wants to spend a few bucks so that poor people can see a doctor, they call it Socialism.

When the government wants to put a check on bankers’ wild speculations (or at least make them pay for their own bets), they call it Communism.

When the government wants to notify a girl’s parents before she has an abortion, they call it Fascism.

But when the government decrees to the Sun, “Thou shalt rise an hour earlier,” nobody says a word.

1 comment for “The Hoosier on Daylight Saving

  1. David Grubbs
    14 March 2010 at 2:29 PM

    How about we call it “Satanism”? 🙂

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